[Ramius]

a.) No
b.) That would be a start, but I think duct-taping to a wall in another room would be better.

Oh geez... now she's set off one of the others who's doing it too. It's like stereo. They're shrieking in harmony now.

[Wneighbor]

Darlin' at least you're in the company of wenches! Isn't that nice? :-)