[Corin Stormhands]

Tommy G. accused me of hiding a body in an old hot water heater he helped me cart off one time.

hmmmm...I got an old hot water heater...reckon I could sell it on eBay?

How would you list that?

[Wneighbor]

hmmmm...I got an old hot water heater...reckon I could sell it on eBay

This actually prompted my friend Tommy to write a little column about this in honor of my birthday a few years ago. It was kinda cool havin' an article written for my birthday! :-)