[Wneighbor]

I say we dig up the hair and clothing to see what it really is!!

Yep. I'm with you. It needs to be identified.

[RMDupree]

I bet it's a wig and clothing from some burglary heist back in the day!

Or an old store mannequin that some dude was hiding from his parents after a drunken fraternity party.

Or a pile of junk someone was too lazy to take to Goodwill!