[Ramius]

and I may end up in the hospital --- or the jail.

Heavens no... nothing would be found while you were there. That's really the beauty of it. :-)

[Wneighbor]

Actually, you kinda made me think.

Our IT guy is a good friend of mine. Oddly enough he spent the most of the afternoon yesterday hanging out in my lab just BSing. He is a good guy. He and his wife are good friends of mine. I'm thinkin' that if I called him and told him about this problem he might come up with some creative help for me as well. As it was already I was wishing he was still there when all this was going on last night. Uh.... except that I can pretty well guarantee that he woulda been arrested.