[Overtaxed]

Do those kilts have pockets or do the guys carry around matching purses?

[My back yard]

Pocketses yes.

A multi-functional kilt designed for working men. Extra pockets and a modesty snap between legs. Two exterior rear pockets. Two side mount saddle pockets, with "the Grip" retractable side hammer loop and front key loop. Patent Pending Wallet Grip rear pocket. Right side scraper/pencil pocket, heavy duty rivets at all major pocket stress points.