[Wneighbor]

and it's a long way to Texas Argh! Would take way too long for you to get here.

[RMDupree]

Keywords were needed to prevent any further discussion of carne.

[Argh]

And when I got there, you might take one look and shriek, "YOU charge a FEE?", then laugh yourself sick. Don't worry, I'm too impecunious to get even as far as Hair's place. Which is a good thing, considering Hair's place appears these days to be a maelstrom of fruit and bushes and non-meat...