[Fedora]

Of course, I suspect that rule 22a had something to do with the bellyflopper and the snorkel entanglement.

Apparently Murphy's Law is actually a code subdivided into 22 sections with subsections, and one of the subsections states that if you're snorkeling upside-down under a diving board the largest guy in the area is compelled to bellyflop there!

[Darksheare]

If I could find this Murphy, I'd slap him silly.
*chuckle*