[Fedora]

And when I DID break 125, a cause for celebration for me, I got sicker than a dog and came to weighing 109 again..

That's happened to me in reverse a few times: I was trying to lose weight and getting into a good exercise habit, when suddenly I'd get the flu and have to take a break from exercising, and then I'd be back where I was. I tell ya, whether you're trying to lose or gain weight, ya can't win sometimes! :)

[Darksheare]

Rule 22a of the universe: Brent(Darksheare) can never win.

This is seen in my attempts to gain and maintain weight, and in any effort I undertake to say, learn to fly.
Everything will be fine UNTIL I SAY I have learned to fly.
THEN Rule 22a takes effect and things go haywire.
Or, for example, I learn to scuba dive.
Everything will be okay UNTIL I STATE that I have learned to scuba dive.
At which point an octopus comes out of nowhere and attempts to squeeze my head.