[Fedora]

"And I am Gandalf!"

*Cornelius looks mystified.*

Enter Ricardo Montalban from the third/fourth Apes movies, wearing his Mr. Rourke Fantasy Island clothes:

"Welcome to Middle Earth! Please enjoy your stay. But remember if you are captured by the orcs, you must never speak. On this planet, only orcs speak: elves and humans are dumb."

Then the orcs come by, dragging a captive Charleton Heston screaming:

"Take your stinking paws off me, you d*mn*d, dirty orcs!"

[ksen]

Hello, nice to meet you. I haven't been in here in a while and I noticed a new nick among the group.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Orcs...