[Professional Engineer]

Today in the Hobbit Hole: When Emus Attack!

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Voice over: They thought everything was going ot be fine in thread.
They thought they were safe.
They thought it was a fine day.
They were wrong. *cue ominous music, camera zooms in on lurking Emu behind a couch and a potted tree watching the group in blissful ignorance of it's existence.*
When Emus ATTACK!
*Video shows people running, screaming, crying. Emu making clogged drain noises.*

[2Jedismom]

It's not an EMU...it's a CHICKEN! LOL

Granted, it's a big, fluffy, (likely overfed) chicken, but still...