[HairOfTheDog]

For those of you making plans, there is a slight chance the date of wedding moot will change.

I am thinking it through.... there are a couple issues around the 4th of July weekend..... My dad remembered that our only neighbor at the beach house usually also has a big party that weekend. It wouldn't preclude us from doing it then, but it would change the environment at the beach. We wouldn't be alone.

The wrinkle is that the weekend prior, and the weekend after the 4th don't have good tides, have to look another week out to either June 19-20 (and we still get frequent rain in June) or July 17-18.

My inner voice is telling me that the 3rd feels right. But I would worry about the horses at home with fireworks too... Might be best to board them out for a few days, which is doable. I need to decide this soon but I am waffling a bit between those three dates.

The airport though, is SEA-TAC.

[Corin Stormhands]

My dad remembered that our only neighbor at the beach house usually also has a big party that weekend.

But at least that means you've told him. Right?

[RMDupree]

That'll teach you to post obscure info about wedding-moot!! Everytime you do and I spot it, you'll receive a call!!

LMAO!

[Argh]

Here's how to run your marriage, Miss Hair. Grab your affianced.

Not THAT way!!

Grab him in a fashion conducive to dragging him to the JP's office. Get it over quickly and painlessly and present your friends with a fait accompli. Thus saving everyone GOBS of money and preventing numerous pains in the derrières, last minute kerfuffels, and an embarrassment of embarrassments on the parts of your male friends (who shall remain nameless) over one or more bridesmaids, etc.

Also, it's very unlikely your wedding at the JP's will be busted up by Hell's Angels, whereas a prearranged shindig might be.

Plus no one will have to listen to "Feelings" or whatever the hell schlocky tripe is played at weddings these days (actually, I think weddings are effectively funerals, but that's just my romantic nature, just ask the Whyisa).

And there won't be all that crying and weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth and rending of garments and bitchy remarks wimmen seem to think they have to inflict on everyone else at these things.

You're welcome. If you want any more advice, don't come to me, I'm all adviced oot.