[NicknamedBob]

"...she picked up the "Divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it..."

You should have kept it. I used to joke that I wanted one for 'disciplining' the children, but I could never get it checked out!

[trussell]

Those weren't actually my experiences. That was sent to me in an email.

But you are right, that would make an excellent paddle stick!!