[Xenalyte]

When Bacon and I worked at a neighborhood grocery store in high school, our assistant managers used to call the chain store down the street and ask if they carried sliced bleu cheese.

[camle]

you mean like left-handed monkey wrenches? sky hooks? or (my fave) chickenfat ripple ice cream?

[sean327]

Here are my two favorites,

When I was at 29 Palms we used to send the newbies down to one of the firing batteries to get 100 yards of gun line.
The next one goes like this; Before we would roll out in convoy out to a field-op you send the newbie to the Gunny to get the radio for the trail vehicle. You tell him he needs to ask the Gunny for the PRIC-E7. Both were always good for laughs. Semper Fi