[KneelBeforeZod]

I shot a mt lion at 1,500 yards with iron sights!!!!!

I shot a housecat at 100 yards by accident

[Chewbacca]

A good cat is a dead cat.

[Humidston]

Sheesh! At first blush I thought this was another story about Jimmy Carter and the dreaded killer rabbit!

[Kenton]

Reminds me of a story I saw about a couple of city slickers who went up to Canada to hunt bear.

On the last day of the hunt, the guide went out to pick up the hunters, and one of them told the guide excitedly, "I got one! I couldn't tell how big he was, but I'm pretty sure it was a good shot!"

The guide told him that he'd go out and look for the bear later and they went back to the lodge.

The next day, when telling the story, the guide was heard to say, "Well, I went out and found it...and it was the biggest damned racoon I've ever seen"