[NYC GOP Chick]

Retro-sexual Alert! :D

[NonValueAdded]

Waxing? As in cover with wax, press on paper, let harden and rip the paper off? Performed under general anesthesia, correct? Sweet mother of pearl, that has gotta hurt.

[Snagglepuss]

Psshaaw!
I heard you really have to have balls to wax.

lol

[Dan from Michigan]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[mhking]

TMI! TMI!

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[hellinahandcart]

You're going to love this one.

And all your favorite people are already here. ;D

[sauropod]

Well, I see this is going to be an interesting topic!

The only thing I wax is poetic!

[weegee]

Some guys will do anything to get a lady (excuse me, beautician) to handle the equipment down there.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

--Dr. Evil, Austin Powers