"I never can hear a crowd of people singing and gesticulating, all together, at an Italian opera, without fancying myself at Athens, listening to that particular tragedy, by Sophocles, in which he introduces a full chorus of turkeys, who set about bewailing the death of Meleager." --Edgar Allan Poe
...One would think something more useful could be done with that cognac, wouldn't you?
I'm a little curious about Sophocles knowing about turkeys in the first place. ;')