[Jim Noble]

The rabbi is turned off by a drop dead gorgeous and extrremely attractive american born and bred female

There is some component of female attractiveness that is seriously missing in this girl.

The only other blonde superstar I've ever felt this way about is, interestingly enough, BS's "role model" Madonna.

I can't imagine doing either one of them (and I can imagine a lot).

[thesummerwind]

I can't imagine doing either one of them

I can imagine Britney, but Madonna would wear me out.