December 30, 2003 -- Sightings: CHELSEA Clinton bumping and grinding with Mark Wahlberg on top of a table at the Shore Club in Miami while her hapless boyfriend, Ian Klaus, looked on . . .
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Tartaglia plays new-kid-on-the-avenue Princeton as well as Rod, the closeted Republican investment banker, while D'Abruzzo gives life and voice to the boyfriend-searching Kate Monster and the boyfriend-stealing Lucy T. Slut. Link
No doubt the puppet clinton is caressing is Lucy T. Slut.