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And the second greatest song of all time is ...

Cotton Eyed Joe
by Rednex

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?
(x2)
instrumental

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?
(x2)
instrumental

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?
(x2)
instrumental

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men cause of cotton-eye joe
(instrumental)

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?
(x2)
instrumental

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?
(x2)
instrumental

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from. Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

[bellevuesbest]

Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs - Little Red Riding Hood

Howl
Who's that I see walking in these woods.
Why it's Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood.
You sure are lookin' good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
Howl.
Listen to me!
Little Red Riding Hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking' in these spooky old woods alone.
Howl.
What big eyes you have
The kind of eye that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.
What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to Gramma's place,
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.
I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on,
'Til I'm sure you've been shown,
That I cam be trusted walkin' with you alone.
Howl.
Little Red Riding Hood,
I'd like to hold you if I could.
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
Howl.
What a big heart I have,
The Better to love you with.
Little Red Riding Hood,
Even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to keep satisfied,
Just to walk by you're side.
Maybe you'll see things my way,
Before we get to Gramma's place.
Little Red Riding Hood.
You sure are lookin' good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
Howl,
I mean Baa
Baa
Baa!