Dear Laura,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Oh my lump in the bed,
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder,
Bluer am I,
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too,
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe.
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier,
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.
First lady Laura Bush, left, speaks as Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, the daughter of the 35th president John F. Kennedy, listens during the taping of NBC's 'Meet the Press' Monday, Dec. 22, 2003, in Washington that was broadcasted Sunday, Dec. 28, 2003. Bush and Kennedy Schlossberg talked about caring, teaching, volunteerism and patriotism. (AP Photo/NBC News, Alex Wong, HO)