[Constitution Day]

The stench of testosterone and desperation doesn't quite cover up the fact that this place stinks.

This is my favorite.

[martin_fierro]

Back in the early 80s, I had to work in close quarters with a guy who wore gallons of that "Andron" aftershave -- the stuff whose selling point was that it contained PIG PHEREMONES (or some such crap) to attract the opposite sex.

PHEW, did that stuff ever stink.