[Conspiracy Guy]

I forgot to post this one. The Barney fans demanded equal time.



Second Dog

It’s tough to be the younger dog,
But he still does it great.
He’s always quick to chase the ball,
For playtime he ‘s not late.
He’s short and fast and full of fun,
Yes he’s a happy dog.
He lives there in the White House,
And he’s a cam’ra hog.
George W. is his best friend,
And Spotty likes him too.
This little guy’s named Barney,
And fans, he has a few.

Conspiracy Guy 12/18/03

[SAMWolf]

As long as we're doing dog poems.

The Puppy Poem



You can't buy loyalty, they say
I bought it though, the other day;
You can't buy friendship, tried and true,
But just the same, I bought that too.

I made my bid, and on the spot
Bought love and faith and a whole job lot
Of happiness, so all in all
The purchase price was pretty small

I bought a single trusting heart,
That gave devotion from the start
If you think these things are not for sale,
Buy a brown-eyed puppy with a wagging tail.

Author Unknown