[Eris]

There's a lot of laws we need off the books here in Texas.

This is one of many.

Makes us look like a bunch of dildos.

[Britton J Wingfield]

Until a few years ago, there was a law on the books in AZ making it a crime to have more than 3 dildos per household.

I don't know how anyone managed to scrape by with only 3...

[tacticalogic]

Can they subpoena your phone records and bust you if they catch you dialing your own pager too often?