I sure hope Mrs Bourbon doesn't hear about this.
I'm appalled at you bourbon.
Actually, I had Ms. Bourbon confirm that I wasn't seeing things before I posted this thread. I told her, "I know this is completely juvenile, but I
have to post this on FR." She didn't seem to mind one bit.
You see, Ms. Bourbon is a truly wonderful and unique individual who has a very high tolerance for my particular brand of goofiness. I'm very thankful for that.