Christmas With Louise

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[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Yea, well, they don't get many jokes so we'll just laugh and enjoy the humor.......

[xsmommy]

if i had such a thing in my possession, i would have had to get the website address from you for ordering.... ; )

[martin_fierro]

I also recall it had a huge ad for "Doc Johnson's LOVE Products" painted on its outside wall. <|:)~

[xsmommy]

i especially liked that she was going to do double duty as a carpool passenger for HOV lanes : )

[xsmommy]

Liberty Ave?

[xsmommy]

Let me make perfectly clear that i have never been in an adult bookstore in liberty ave or anywhere else!!!

[martin_fierro]

Yeah, that was prolly it. 'N'at.

[JoeSixPack1]

If you had only looked under XS bed you would have found several of those sets of glasses with the "big" nose........ Sorry xs, he made me talk.....

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it !!!!

[xsmommy]

i used to take the bus from my grandma's house in Verona to downtown Pittsburgh to christmas shop on Black Fridays. the bus stop was down on Liberty Ave. I would hate to even think of what that area must be like by now.

[Lady Jag]

Word is getting around that Louise will be going on the road.

[xsmommy]

you know nothing, ya jagoff! ; )

[NeoCaveman]

You realize, of course, that there are many people on this forum who won't catch this humor.

Should I ping them. I remember them having conniptions over Rush's show today, hence my tagline.

[martin_fierro]

Let me make perfectly clear that i have never been in an adult bookstore in liberty ave or anywhere else!!!

oh, surrrrre, Xs. I believe you. (chortle)

[xsmommy]

isn't that the truth? you mention testicles and immediately people start getting their panties all a'twist...

[martin_fierro]

ACTUAL PRODUCT:

Designed as a visual deterrent, Safe-T-Man is a life-size, simulated male, that appears to be 180 lbs. and 6 ft. tall, to give others the impression that you have the protection of a male guardian with you while at home alone or driving in your car. This unique security device looks incredibly real, with a positionable latex head and hands, air-brushed facial highlights, and salt-and-pepper hair. Made of the highest-quality, inflatable PVC vinyl, he weighs just 7lbs and can be dressed according to your own personal style and preference. When not keeping vigil over your well-being, he can be deflated, stored and transported inconspicuously in the optional tote bag. Comes with a repair patch.

As to where/how said repair patch is applied, further affiant sayeth not.

[martin_fierro]

Whoops: LINK: http://www.spybusters.com/SS0210.html

[Lady Jag]

Should I ping them.

Oh yes, do it!

[Dog Gone]

Teeth? I'm worried about mousetraps.

[xsmommy]

he is not half bad.... hey Joe, forget Lou, go with this guy...

[xsmommy]

Yikes! what kinda crowd do YOU hang with ..? ; )