[martin_fierro]

ACTUAL PRODUCT:

Designed as a visual deterrent, Safe-T-Man is a life-size, simulated male, that appears to be 180 lbs. and 6 ft. tall, to give others the impression that you have the protection of a male guardian with you while at home alone or driving in your car. This unique security device looks incredibly real, with a positionable latex head and hands, air-brushed facial highlights, and salt-and-pepper hair. Made of the highest-quality, inflatable PVC vinyl, he weighs just 7lbs and can be dressed according to your own personal style and preference. When not keeping vigil over your well-being, he can be deflated, stored and transported inconspicuously in the optional tote bag. Comes with a repair patch.

As to where/how said repair patch is applied, further affiant sayeth not.

[martin_fierro]

Whoops: LINK: http://www.spybusters.com/SS0210.html

[xsmommy]

he is not half bad.... hey Joe, forget Lou, go with this guy...

[Lady Jag]

He's good looking in that photo and only $99 USD from Oz. That'd be worth it to see if he'd get me through the HOV lane. Even better with tinted windows.