BTW, just when have you NOT been drinking? Have we ever been around you when you weren't drinking? If so, I didn't know it. :-)
And yes, you did say you were going to cook for us one meal at entmoot. You mentioned chili. That was right after you told us a story about almost killing your college roommates with chili..... i wasn't sure quite what you had in mind doing with all our bodies after we ate your chili!