[Redleg Duke]

Have they caught the creep yet? If it wasn't a Christian church, it would be ruled a hate crime, but let's face it, we Christians are the "free-fire zone".

[Miss Marple]

Teen-age girl. The paper says that she was alone, but my daughter saw her at the gas station down the street from the church (she had left before I did) and said there were people in the car with her. I told my dughter to call the police, because the other people in the car are also culpable.