I don't have children.
"Testicles" is not an obscene word.
Why do we need to make up a word for them?
If we do make up another word for them, does that make it any less objectionable to you?
After all, we are still talking about the same thing, right? Are we objecting to the word, or testicles in general?
I think you meant to direct your comment to jedimack.