I was 13.
This "remake" is a travesty. SCIFI spent all their money on beautiful CGI work and ship design and scrimped on set/costume design and writing. Boomer, an Asian woman? Starbuck, a randy blonde? And, worst of all, a Cylon gone silicon. PUHLEEESE! I had hopes when the robotic cylons walked in. They were GORGEOUS, far more impressive than the bimbo.
My husband is watching this. I'm not going to repeat what I did when I was 13.
I am going to bed.