Disappointingly non-partisan.
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To: ding a ling hear them ring
HEY! My fave carol is "grandmother got run over by a reindeer"!!!
and I hear some nut made a movie out of it. now THAT's scary.
2 posted on
12/04/2003 6:22:36 AM PST by
camle
(no fool like a damned fool)
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Democrats get back at Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Yes. And this year, they've given us Dennis Kucinich.
3 posted on
12/04/2003 6:22:56 AM PST by
Kenton
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Welcome to FR. I thought it was pretty funny from both sides....
4 posted on
12/04/2003 6:23:13 AM PST by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Diehard".
I like a "Christmas Story" kid gets gun, shoots his eye out and lives to tell about it
5 posted on
12/04/2003 6:23:53 AM PST by
boxerblues
(If you can read this.. Thank a Teacher..If you can read this in English ..Thank a US Soldier)
To: ding a ling hear them ring
And, Democrats think of the U.S. Government as their ultimate Santa Claus, and the federal budget symbolizes Santa's Gift List for all good boys and girls (Democrats).
6 posted on
12/04/2003 6:25:20 AM PST by
Galtoid
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Bump for later recovery
7 posted on
12/04/2003 6:25:29 AM PST by
BartMan1
To: ding a ling hear them ring
I like it LOL!
8 posted on
12/04/2003 6:26:17 AM PST by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Democrats favorite Christmas song is "Deck the Halls".
Young Democrats favorite Christmas song is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."
Republicans favorite Christmas song is " White Christmas."
Young Republicans favorite Christmas song is "White Christmas".
Libertarians' favorite Christmas song is "Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo". >:)
-Eric
9 posted on
12/04/2003 6:26:19 AM PST by
E Rocc
(You might be a liberal if.....a proctologist helps you figure out where your head is at.)
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Disappointingly non-partisan. Not to mention non-funny.
(welcome)
10 posted on
12/04/2003 6:27:06 AM PST by
Corin Stormhands
(I'm not Fonda Hillary! / www.wardsmythe.com)
To: ding a ling hear them ring
LOL!
Very funny and mostly true.
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Are you okay, hon? Something seems to have taken all the stuffing out of you this year. You are posting nice things about Republicans.
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians get to win.
And what is wrong with that?
I have only one firm belief about the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
God is an elderly or, at any rate, middle aged male, a stern fellow, patriarchal rather than paternal and a great believer in rules and regulations. He holds men accountable for their actions. He has little apparent concern for the material well being of the disadvantaged. He is politically connected, socially powerful and holds the mortgage on literally everything in the world. God is difficult. God is unsentimental. It is very hard to get into God's heavenly country club.
Santa Claus is another matter. He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's always cheerful. And he loves animals. He may know who's been naughty and who's been nice, but he never does anything about it. He gives everyone everything they want without the thought of quid pro quo. He works hard for charities, and he's famously generous to the poor. Santa Claus is preferable to God in every way but one: There is no such thing as Santa Claus.
-P. J. O'Rourke
-Eric
14 posted on
12/04/2003 6:30:03 AM PST by
E Rocc
(You might be a liberal if.....a proctologist helps you figure out where your head is at.)
To: ding a ling hear them ring
It's not really very funny, and one reason for that is that it's not really very accurate.
Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the Salvation Army.
Democrats help the poor by giving $50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.
Well, actually, Democrats help the poor by raising other people's taxes and making them pay for it. But then they all take government jobs and unfortunately there's no money left over for the poor because it all goes for Democrat salaries.
Democrats are notoriously poor at giving money of their own for decent causes. If they pony up, it's to Planned Parenthood to kill babies with.
18 posted on
12/04/2003 6:33:42 AM PST by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: ding a ling hear them ring
bttt, cute.
To: ding a ling hear them ring; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; jriemer; ...
This same poster keeps putting these up & getting zotted & banned, but i don't see anything zottable here
I do like eggnog, so I don't agree 100%
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians". Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians get to win. But Democrats call it Evil Imperalists and Native Americans.
To: Grampa Dave; Mo1; glock rocks; Brad's Gramma; Gabz; justshe; MeeknMing
Ping
31 posted on
12/04/2003 6:53:44 AM PST by
EdReform
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To: ding a ling hear them ring
Republican parents have no problem buying their kids toy guns. toy guns?
32 posted on
12/04/2003 6:53:50 AM PST by
glock rocks
(molon labe)
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Hi. Maybe you'll get to stick around more today!
To: ding a ling hear them ring
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus...
Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.....
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The pork barrel Bobby Byrd thinks he's Santa Claus
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