Kitty Humor is weekly thread on FR in the General Interest section. Among all the serious news, a little humor (especially early in the work-week is a welcome diversion). More often than not, our little furry friends uh, uh, masters serve as willing subjects uh, uh, graciously allow us to use their images in that regard. If you want on/off the kitty humor list (109 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.
1 posted on
12/01/2003 3:52:47 AM PST by
PetroniDE
To: 4catsinmaryland; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Bahbah; balrog666; Bella_Bru; BlueLancer; ...
Good Morning --- Feed the Cat (or else) PING.
2 posted on
12/01/2003 3:53:30 AM PST by
PetroniDE
(Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
To: PetroniDE; SavageRepublican

.you can listen to this song by clicking here and then clicking the appropriate link: (it takes a while to load even broadband)
"When Cats Take Over The World"
The worlds in bad shape indeed, theres too much anger and greed
But I can see through the gloom, change is coming soon
When folks will be very nice and tuna will plummet in price
When cats take over the world everyone will be kind
You could jump on the counter and eat whatever you find
You could cough up a hair ball and no one would mind
Maybe wed all purr when cats take over the world
Doors will be against the law, everyone will keep their claws
Dogs will be shown no mercy, theyll be shipped to New Jersey
There will be no more cars, cat haters will be sent to Mars
When cats take over the world, all trouble will cease
You could jump on the bookcase and knock over whatever you please
You could clean your butthole in front of company
In public we could hurl, when cats take over the world
Well stare into thin air and pretend theres something there
Well learn meditation and perfect manipulation
No one will ever get wet or have to go to the vet
When cats take over the world
When cats take over the world
16 posted on
12/01/2003 9:42:35 AM PST by
rface
(Ashland, Missouri - Republicans for Dean)
To: PetroniDE
Add me to the ping list please. As the proud new owner (or slave, depending on your viewpoint!) of a four-month-old purebred Maine Coon Cat, I think I'm going to need a support group! We got him from the breeder (Ohiyesa Cattery, Augusta, Georgia) yesterday, and he's settling in quite well.
Anyway, here is Livingston the cat, four months old, already over seven pounds: 
And here he is discovering a new use for my spare computer...

}:-)4
69 posted on
12/02/2003 3:38:52 AM PST by
Moose4
("The road goes on forever, and the party never ends." --Robert Earl Keen)
To: MaggieMay
Ping. Check out pictures at # 6. Adorable kitten.
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