[Elliott Jackalope]

Regarding that movie now playing at the local theater:

I will not go over there,
I will not sit in your chair.
I will not pay to see "Cat in the Hat",
I will not agree to suffer through that.
For shame, you producers of dreck that's so vile
that the neighbors can smell it from a country mile.
The odor created does certainly reek,
This movie shall not last for more than a week.
Mike Myers should know that for all he can do
the bad news is that his career is quite through.
No more "Austin Powers", no more of "Wayne's World",
For we've seen your cat film and the audience hurled.
Everyone involved has inflicted great pain,
they should ever and always hang their heads down in shame.

(With apologies to the late, great Theodore Geisel.)

[neb52]

I agree very much. I walked out half way towards the end. It was vulgar and offended this fairly tolerant 24 year. It should of been rated PG-13 if not R. Tis true Alec Baldwin did play himself. Elf was a much better movie or at least it was clean with a good story about Christmas.