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To: LS
Except Herb got it wrong, and dropped live turkeys, not knowing they couldn't fly.

Wild turkeys CAN fly.

42 posted on 11/16/2007 8:32:55 AM PST by Petronski (Willardcare abortions $50 each, $25 per twin. Ask for S&H Stamps!)
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To: Petronski
Wild turkeys CAN fly.

After drinking Wild Turkey, I believe I can fly.

45 posted on 11/16/2007 8:36:57 AM PST by kevkrom ("Should government be doing this? And if so, then at what level of government?" - FDT)
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Yep, wild turkeys can fly quite well.
Domestic turkeys are just big ole sacks of cement ;)

“But lots of turkeys don’t make it through Thanksgiving.”


48 posted on 11/16/2007 8:47:53 AM PST by najida (Just call me a chicken rancher :))
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Well, WKRP was sure dropping something that couldn’t fly.


53 posted on 11/16/2007 9:01:18 AM PST by LS (CNN is the Amtrak of News)
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