[Conspiracy Guy]

Next I'll be writing limericks with the word Nantuckett in them.

So far have I fallen.

[Darksheare]

Well, there's this one.

There once was a man from nantucket
who tried to p*** in a bucket
He slipped and fell, cursed and yelled
and finally said F*****!!

edited for reason...

[Soaring Feather]

There was a girl from Nantuckett
who had seashells in her bucket
she sold them on the wharf and
the seashore of course
and Macy's on
a good day for
sixpence and aces
and warm place to lay!
This girl from Nantuckett
would have like to say
frigate
but good up bringing
and pose made her
shy away from the boys
and sell her seashells
at the seashore of Nantuckett.

Now see here CG the level to which I have sunk!!! LOL