[Conspiracy Guy]

Psssst! Osama called me in October and asked where he could surrender. I had him meet me at the Dunkin Donuts. He had been working as a convenience store clerk in North Birmingham. He said that the job was just too dangerous so he wanted to be taken into custody. I am holding him at an undisclosed location until the timing is right. I wouldn't tell you about it but I know the Democratic Trolls lurking around here can't read so it's safe.

[SAMWolf]

AhA! So MAd Madie was right! It's all a CONSPIRACY!!!!!