[martin_fierro]

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Bad Elf.

Must work for Bad Santa.

[JoeSixPack1]

"I was a little curious. The hen didn't look like a normal hen," Joakim said. "She looked incredibly soft. I tried to pet her but she was so quick that she hopped away."

"I was unlucky and grabbed (the hen) too hard, but I wasn't trying to hurt it. I love animals. I am used to having a cat, dog and parrot," Joakim said

OK, lock 'em up. His stories conflict. No TV or chicken choking for 8 years! $5,000.00 fine. That'll jam the Christmas spirit back into the kid!! Bah Humbug!!!

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