[grannie9]

A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER: Now I lay me Down to sleep. I pray the Lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord For all that you' ve done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

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[grannie9]

And You Thought Your Job is Bad

Florida Power & Light Working At Orlando Intern'l Airport

After seeing this I would definitely want hazardous duty pay!

Just another day at work in the beautiful Florida Sun!!! A Florida Power & Light crew putting in lines for an addition to the Orlando International Airport found the following in a culvert they were using...

The gator is/was 18' 2" long. The rattlesnake roundup totaled 87. FP&L shared these pictures.

[Mo1]

LOL .. I like that prayer

[restornu]

Excellant need all the help one can get!:)

Good Morning!

[Canadian Outrage]

Hee - That's cute. I fortunately have all four in ONE man. Except when he falls off the wagon.