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To: Mo1; All
New version of little red riding hood....

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The Wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to crap!"

Good Morning all.. ;)

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339 posted on 11/24/2003 4:21:56 AM PST by grannie9
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To: westmex
The best of luck today Charlie..

We'll be thinking of you, so let us know the results..
340 posted on 11/24/2003 4:40:23 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
OMG!! ROFLMBO!! That struck me funny. I'm all by myself laughing so hard.!!
416 posted on 11/24/2003 1:18:27 PM PST by Canadian Outrage (All us Western Canuks belong South)
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