Hey....Friday night we went over to some friends house to dinner. She told us this wonderful story about her trying to call us so we would come over a little bit later than planned. Apparently she dialed the number, and when she heard the answer just started talking......she said, and I quote "Hi David, this is Nancy. I'm going to take a shower so why don't you come over in about a half hour and I'll be ready"
Silence on the other line for about ten seconds.
"Nancy. Nancy.....this isn't David"