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To: Canadian Outrage; westmex; Mo1; All

I am dog tired ~ Goodnight folls!

1,176 posted on 11/28/2003 9:42:02 PM PST by restornu ("Hard work, Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.")
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Leave you with a chuckle in the AM


Three little pigs go out to dinner one night.

The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

"I would like a juice," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a coffee," said the second little piggy.

"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,

"But why have you only ordered water all evening?"

The third piggy says "Well, somebody has to go Wee, Wee, Wee all the way home!’"
1,177 posted on 11/28/2003 9:53:29 PM PST by restornu ( "The biggest room in the world; is the room for improvement.")
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FOFL!!!

I LOVE that picture

Sorry I'm late in getting here .. I fell asleep on the couch .. I guess I was really tired
1,179 posted on 11/29/2003 2:09:38 AM PST by Mo1
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