Michael Jackson: Take me to South America! (Midair meltdown as he returned to CA)

Drudge Report ^ | 22 NOV 03 | dcbryan1

[stands2reason]

May your typing fingers all fall off and die!

(spit)

[Revolting cat!]

Elvis Presley's Son-in-Law Arrested! Women and Minorities Hardest Hit!

[StatesEnemy]

The deafening silence of Liz Taylor.

Things that make ya go hmmmm....

[sweetliberty]

Does anybody really believe this guy's gonna get jail time? If it came down to that, they'd go for an insanity defense, which would probably hold up. No one would question that is one seriously disturbed individual.

[longtermmemmory]

I though he pretty much lost those to sony or the japanese. Tradgic.

[goodnesswins]

Seems to me he's been trying to "kill himself" for years....heck he's 5'11" and weighs 130 lbs......

[OldFriend]

Paris would welcome Michael Jackson with loving arms.

[Revolting cat!]

Michael should have no fear, celebrity worship trumps sexual phobias in this country every time! To cheer himself up he ought to lurk the Kobe threads right here.

[dogbyte12]

All MJ has to do is put his money in overseas accounts, get a hollywood special effects person to make him up so he doesn't look like his freakish self, and drive down to Mexico as a passenger with some fake ID. I am sure he can find his way to France. He can move near Polanski. Those with wealth have ways to get out of things.

The only thing that will prevent this from happening is if he genuinely believes he will win, or he is so delusional that he doesn't want to risk his future musical career.

[ladyinred]

I don't think he will be convicted of anything either, but I hope I am wrong.

[L.N. Smithee]

The deafening silence of Liz Taylor. Things that make ya go hmmmm....

That may make you go "hmmmm" -- it makes me say, "Thank goodness." The media has flocked to listen to that overrated has-been for way too long, considering she never has anything to say worth hearing.

[Servant of the 9]

They must have orbited and discussed for some time. I think the 30 minute flight from Vagas to San Diego took an hour and fourty five minutes.

Garagos was on the plane and he knew he would possibly gfet disbarred if they fled.

Also he was on a G-II and it really doesn't have the legs for a trip to South Africa.

So9

[azcap]

How about North Korea. He'd make a great pet for Kim Jong Il. Those two freaks are made for each other.

[76834]

Hmmm....
What was the name of that song that George Jones came out with back in the 60's? like "Take Me to Siberia"
LOL

[StatesEnemy]

That may make you go "hmmmm" -- it makes me say, "Thank goodness." The media has flocked to listen to that overrated has-been for way too long, considering she never has anything to say worth hearing.

I agree.

My point is that it seems strange that she's kept silent - given that these folk never meet a soapbox they don't mount.

[L.N. Smithee]

All MJ has to do is put his money in overseas accounts, get a hollywood special effects person to make him up so he doesn't look like his freakish self, and drive down to Mexico as a passenger with some fake ID.

Are you kidding? He's one of the most famous people on the planet. He would come closest to getting lost south of the border in a neighborhood with drag queens, but he could never pull it off. He's too fragile, with his face needing cover from sunlight all the time.

FWIW, when I first saw the mug shot, I thought, "Carol Channing with a dye job."

[Las Vegas Dave]

Do we positively know if that was Michael Jackson that was handcuffed and booked, or an imposter that MJ hired from one of those Vegas shows??? < / humor >

[spectre]

He will not go to jail..he WILL go broke paying Geragos.

His ex-brother inlaw, Jack Gordon is on Rita Cosby right now calling MJ a for sure PEDOPHILE. He said he watched happy kids disappear into Michael's bedroom for 3 or 4 days at a time and come out unhappy...

He is calling for a DNA test to prove Jackson is the "father" of his kids. If not, they should be taken away.

sw

[kimmie7]

Meanwhile, Geragos plans his "there was a brown van filled with satanists parked outside Neverland" defense.

[ctdonath2]

The problem would be finding a country willing to take him.

$10,000,000 cash presumably would make for an acceptable passport in some countries.