Anagrams... MICHAEL JACKSON = JAIL CAN SHOCK ME [Come up with your own!]

Today | Paul Klenk

[paulklenk]

It's time for CELEBRITY ANAGRAMS, and everyone can play.

Today's subject: Michael Jackson.

Rearrange the letters and win a prize. I'll start:

MICHAEL JACKSON = JAIL CAN SHOCK ME

Now, come up with your own.

[paulklenk]

Or, Cons hijack meal.

[Prince Charles]

Some of the possibilities are too risque to post here!

[Prince Charles]

CHECK JAIL MOANS

[paulklenk]

I know -- you can freep mail me.

[FixitGuy]

Michael Jackson = Man, Jock is a lech!

[hellinahandcart]

MJ---A CHICK'S ALONE

[paulklenk]

Wow, that is good!

For old time's sake:

SENATOR HILLARY = ANOTHER SLY LIAR

LINDA TRIPP AND MONICA LEWINSKY = A C.I.A. MINK AND WILD, SLOPPY INTERN

[paulklenk]

Manacle his jock.

(That's from another site.)

[paulklenk]

The singer and dancer Michael Jackson = Danger as he jams a c_ck in ten children.

(From another site.)

[Prince Charles]

OJ CASE CLANK HIM

[paulklenk]

What do K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

[hellinahandcart]

JACK, HE CLAIMS NO

[paulklenk]

Hey, you're really coming up with some good ones.

[hellinahandcart]

Trying to get your own thread pulled?

[Prince Charles]

CASH IN MALE JOCK

[paulklenk]

Oh, we're awful, but it's late!

Just being,

[paulklenk]

Answer:

They both have boys pants half-off.

[hellinahandcart]

I think JennysCool has the best one so far.

I can't believe I'm sitting here before dawn with Scrabble tiles in front of me!

[paulklenk]

I think you're right! Way too funny.

[hellinahandcart]

O ME HIJACK CLANS

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