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Puff List ^ | 11/21/03 | francisandbeans

[Robert A Cook PE]

I dunno ... Hafta look into the subject more deeply.

[MeekOneGOP]

Hey! Post Jim's version of the lyrics too !

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1026175/posts?page=60#60

We got winners; we got losers;
Chain smokers and boozers.
An' we got yuppies; we got bikers;
An' we got, thirsty hitchhikers.
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love FR.
We got cowboys; we got truckers;
Broken hearted fools and suckers.
An' we got husslers; we got fighters;
Early birds and all nighters.
And the veterans talk about their battle scars:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love FR.

I love FR,
It's my kind place.
Just walk in through the front door,
Puts a big smile on my face.
It ain't too far; come as you are.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love FR.

I've seen short skirts; we've got high-techs;
Blue collar boys and rednecks.
An' we got lovers; lots of lookers;
I've even seen dancin' girls and hookers.
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love FR, yes I do!

I like my truck, (I like my truck),
An' I like my girlfriend, (I like my girlfriend),
I like to take her out to dinner;
I like a movie now and then:

But I love FR,
It's my kind place.
Just toeing around the dance floor,
Puts a big smile on my face.
No cover charge; come as you are.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love FR.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I just love ol' FR.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Xsex is gonna be jealous ...

Hearing you woke up over a layer with 6 inches of frozen hard stiff stuff and all.

[Just another Joe]

Shoot, why should I post them?
Jim posted them here in the Lounge.

[Ramius]

[stumbles through swingin' doors]
[flops onto barstool]
[pants]

Whew! Been outta town for a while. Did I miss anything? Got any Wild Turkey?

[Just another Joe]

Sure, pour me one too.

[Ramius]

I'm into a new Wild Turkey thing lately... It's called "Russell's Reserve".

It's Wild Turkey, but a premium label. It's a single barrel WT aged 10yrs. Whoooboy. It is smooth and nice.

[Just another Joe]

Well, c'mon, I gave you the "Rare Breed" Wild Turkey.
If you want the REALLY good stuff you got to buy it and keep it behind the bar.

[Ramius]

hehehe... Oh my... that's what I get for not zooming the pics. Rare Breed will do nicely. :-)

[Just another Joe]

You did miss a couple of new antis but I figure you really don't want to mess with that until it's your turn.

[Ramius]

[sigh] Well, the anti's are winning all over the place. You'd think it would keep 'em quiet. But noooo... it just makes 'em bolder and more stupid.

I still have this sneaking feeling that California will repeal it's stupid anti-smoking crap. The bar business (at least in the bay area from what I've seen in my travels) is just dying. Bars are going OB faster then they can buy plywood to board the winders.

[Just another Joe]

I still have this sneaking feeling that California will repeal it's stupid anti-smoking crap. The bar business (at least in the bay area from what I've seen in my travels) is just dying.

The last part doesn't surprise me.
The first part I don't think will happen, unless Arnie gets some advice from Jesse.

[Eastbound]

Great song. Subtitle should be: "Where everybody nobobdy knows your name!"

I'll have a couple of beers, Joe. Jim doesn't drink, so I'll have his. Put it on his tab. Thanks!

[Just another Joe]

Only one glass but more than one beer.
We aim to please.

[Eastbound]

That's great, Joe. Thanks. Hey! Bizzy week again. Sheesh.

Courts are going crazy
Constitution's losin'
Seems like all the judges
Are a'pickin' and a'chosin.'

[maxwell]

Hey thar barkeep, long time no drink, throw me a cold one!

Just got back from the bar, lost another game of chess... [sigh] Oh well lemme drown my troubles in booze.

[Eastbound]

So I ordered peach pie after my daily taco and it tasted like lemon. I said, "Hey! This ain't peach," and the waiter said, "Oh yes it is." So I turned to the guy sitting next to me and saw he was eating a piece of pie smothered with ice cream and I asked him, "Hey, dude. What kind of pie you eating?" He said, "Peach!"

So I told the waiter to bring me a piece of that pie my neighbor here was eating." "Glad to oblige," he says, and gives me another piece of lemon pie. Confused, I stood up, looked around, and noticed that everyone in the place was eating lemon pie. Well, the only thing I could think of was that everyone in the place was dyslexic, and figured if I asked for a piece of lemon pie I would get peach.

So I signaled the waiter and told him to give me a piece of lemon pie. He said, "Gee, you really must like lemon pie. You already had two pieces!"

Well, that did it! I got up and started to walk out and had a sudden thought that I must be on 'Candid Camera.' So I waited for Mr. Hunt to come bouncing out from behind a screen, but it didn't happen. I then had the thought that I must be dreaming and smiled. Very funny dream, I thought.

So I left what I thought was a restaurant and turned to see what the name of it was. Sooprise, sooprise! It was one of those new thingies that were becoming all the rage. There on the sign, etched in granite was the words, "Massachusettes Supreme Court."

[maxwell]

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

[Just another Joe]

Have a cold one.
Don't play chess when you're in a bar. Your game will improve.

[Eastbound]

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