Actually, I'm very considerate of the Whyisa. Here's what I was going to post earlier:
"Do you realize you're the only girl I've known from PA with whom I haven't slept? And I know your daughter! Who prefers me to her father!!"
But this would be extremely lacking in couth, so I forebore even mentioning it. There are some depths to which one does not sink, even when hobbing the nob with the Whyisa...