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OK - I know I'm going to spoil everybody's future quizzes by posting these results, so if you don't want to see the answers, DON'T LOOK.

For everybody else: Look at what almost 1/2 million (?) previous answers were.

Do you see any (politically relevent) trend here?

The Howard Dean/John Kerry/ABCNNBCBS look-alikes that are the evening news and Entertainment Tonight are focusing on AREN'T the US population.

We DON'T do these things! So "who are" these "metrosexuals" that the media is fawning over... And why do they believe a bunch of "Little Five Points" (off-Broadway" "downtown San Francisco-wanna-be's" trying to impress?

By the way: Friday nights activity: No family? No HS football game, band practice, vollyball team tryouts/cheerleading squad pracice/one act play rehearsal, "pickup the kid", do shopping, go to movie with family, (take a nap) ?, , fix house, rake leaves, .... Where are the "regular lives" that we all have?

Look in the mirror? Sure - Everytime I wash my hands after going to the bathroom! (Who doesn't?)

I DON'T "go out" for a beer with the boys! Not when I could rent a movie for the kids (or grandkids). Where's "church" and "jobs" and "working late"

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Rant over .... You can return to your regularly scheduled ESPN/CNN quiz now.

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1) How many times do you look in a mirror each day?

26.4% Three times - a little mid-day peek.

25.8% Correct Answer: At least five - get off my case.

22.9% Twice - morning, evening.

15.0% Once - when I wake up.

9.9% Four times - I have uncooperative hair.

2) Can you leave the house without putting product in your hair?

50.0% Yes, I do it all the time

31.6% Correct Answer: No way

18.4% Uhh, is a baseball hat a product?

3) Do you moisturize daily?

42.5% Occasionally, if I have a sunburn or something.

35.8% No -- lotion is for girls.

21.7% Correct Answer: Always -- it's a necessity!

4) Not counting sneakers, how many pairs of shoes do you own?

33.3% Correct Answer: Gimme a second .. still counting ...

20.8% Four

19.2% Three

17.9% Two

8.8% One

5) Have you ever tweezed, waxed or trimmed your eyebrows?

47.9% No, never

26.8% Correct Answer: Yes, frequently. I firmly believe eyebrows should be two distinct entities.

25.3% A couple times, for special occasions

6) Have you ever shaved/waxed your legs, chest or back?

66.3% No, never

20.1% Yes, a few times

13.6% Correct Answer: Yes, I do regular maintenance

7) How much do you spend on a haircut?

57.0% $10-$20

16.0% My buddy does it for nothing

14.4% $20-30

6.6% The barber school down the street will do it for $5

5.9% Correct Answer: $40 or more

8) Your top drawer consists mostly of ...

51.0% Assorted boxer shorts

27.2% Good old Hanes tighty-whities

21.9% Correct Answer: Designer boxer briefs

9) What's the last book you picked up?

49.6% Whatever magazine was lying around the bathroom

29.7% A current best seller

20.7% Correct Answer: A re-read of an old classic

10) Going shopping is ...

53.9% A chore performed before the holidays, her birthday, etc.

26.4% Correct Answer: A top priority

19.7% An activity I despise

11) Best way to spend a Friday night?

49.8% Watching the game over a large pizza and a six pack

32.2% Dinner at T.G.I.Friday's and ninth viewing of Lord of the Rings

17.9% Correct Answer: Catch a hot musical, then drinks at a trendy martini bar

12) How would you describe your sense of style?

58.3% Comfy and casual

29.7% Refined and respectable

8.3% Correct Answer: Trend-setting hipster

3.7% Scrubby frat boy

Total Participants: 586,988

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