[Soaring Feather]

This reminds me of a Twilight Zone Episode I saw years ago. A young woman and an older man. She knocked out his lights with a frozen leg of lamb.
Then roasted the thing and fed it to the cops.

Ugh what a Black Widow.

[Darkchylde]

Heh, well a frozen lamb leg would probably
do more damage than a squeaky hammer, but
without keeping in mind that's the weapon I
was actually thinking of, it does sound very
similar. I decided to omit the squeaky from
the hammer in the story, 'cause I wasn't sure
if anyone would understand or appreciate the
twisted humor of it.