Poor baby, but, I totally understand.. gulp.. :| OK, here is a confession... no, not about that silly.. BLUSH.. LOLOL
This is about my new oven. I grew up in a very old building, in a very old neighborhood, with an very old gas stove that was as old as the building. When I got married, I moved into a new apartment with all electric appliances. I had never seen an auto cleaning oven, if I had I just didn't pay any attention. One day while my wife was out, I went to check on our dinner in the oven. I did exactly what your boy did, and I ended up breaking the window to get into the oven because I thought it would burn dinner, and the house down.. When my new wife came home from the store and saw what I had done, she thought I was a nut.. DUH
My sister, always paddle your own canoe, sent me this link the other day.
SHE Shouldn'ts of the Holidays... Part 1: The Turkey (Who knew a bird could cause so much trouble?) #22
SHE Shouldn'ts of the Holidays - Part 2: Pumpkin Pie, Trees, Gifts, Parties, and More
I spent the night reading all the stories, laughing and saying "Thank goodness that none of them had ever happened to us!"
Fly lady is a great site.