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THEY SAY THIS HALLOWEEN STORY IS TRUE, BUT I DOUBT IT!

A man was walking home one night when he heard "Bump! Bump! Bump!"
He looked back and saw an upright casket banging down the street.
Terrified, the man ran toward his home, the casket pursuing him.
He opened his door and locked it behind him. The casket crashed through
the door, with its lid clapping. The man rushed to the bathroom and
locked the door. He heard the casket coming. Bump! Bump! Bump! It
crashed through the door! Desperate, the man hurled a bottle of cough
syrup against the casket. It worked! The coffin stopped!