[JethroHathAWay]

Dear Miss Cobaltblue,
Im sorry I offended you
you probably have the prettiest eyes
cobaltblue like the skies
I know you dig up bones and such
I know so little
and you so much!
and if you call
your cat a velociraptor
who am I to
engage in laughter?
it cant be easy being blue
as you know
and that gore guy too
better to be ultramarine
and suck it up
when things get mean
so if I dont wind up dead
I hope I see you
on the threads
so Im thick ---
well Im thick like glue
and Ill stick by you
Miss Cobaltblue!

[JustAmy]

Good Morning, Jethro.
It's nice to see you this morning.
Seems that everyone is taking advantage of that extra hour.

[JustAmy]

Good Morning, Jethro.
It's nice to see you this morning.
Seems that everyone is taking advantage of that extra hour.

[JustAmy]

Sorry about the double post! : (

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The guy was your doctor..."